An'other' Suggestion for Facebook Relationship Status
What is your relationship status?
Afraid of Commitment
Waiting For Boyfriend To Text Back
Trying to Annul Vegas Marriage
Engaged But With Strong Reservations
Ready To Lower My Standards
Sexting A Lot
Not Sure. She Looks Pissed.
In addition, each time I changed my status, things like this would come up in everyone's newsfeed:
Candice went from being Afraid of Commitment to Sleeping Alone
Candice went from being Ready To Lower My Standards to Married
Candice went from being Single & Ready to Party!! to Trying to Annul Vegas Marriage
Candice went from being Polygamous to Send Help. This Is Cult. Have Only 30secs of Inter
I do not think I would ever run out of ideas for this, nor would I ever tire of trying.