Truth is Funnier than Fiction

For the past few years, I've been collecting news headlines that make me laugh. Here are some of my favourites;

 Guilty or innocent?: Vanilla Ice apologises for crimes against music  
(Seen on www.music.ninemsn.com.au 24/03/2009)

Some of us are not yet ready to forgive, Mr. Ice.

 Gang of villagers chase away Google car
(Seen on www.cnn.com/europe  03/04/2009)

 Ice Skating bear kills Russian circus hand
(Seen on www.cnn.com/europe 23/10/2009)

 Import block: African court rules Chinese condoms too small
(Seen on www.ninemsn.com.au 18/09/2011)

Gordon Ramsay's Dwarf Porn Double Found Dead in a Badger Den in Wales
(Seen on The Daily Telegraph 15/09/2011)

Missing woman unwittingly joins search party for herself
(Seen on www.torontosun.com 28/08/2012)

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