There's a Joke in There

A few nights ago, I had my first encounter with the Alaskan police. Anyone who knows me must surely be thinking, 'well, this was inevitable'. Indeed. The evening had begun as it usually does here in Seward - with zero planning. A rumour began to surface about a bonfire that might be occurring somewhere at some point. For unknown reasons, no-one ever wants to commit to a bonfire too early in the day. All alternate options for night time activities must first be exhausted. Thus, late in the evening, after no better plan had revealed itself, people trickled down to the designated area, ignoring the 'no trespassing' signs, and a fire was lit on the beach. Not too long after that, in an unfamiliar and unwelcome twist, the police rolled up. As a regular viewer and fan of the reality television show Alaska State Troopers , I was really excited to spot one of Alaska's finest emerging through the clearing. As a citizen who realised she might be in some trouble, I was le...

'Ukrainian Killer Dolphins on the Loose' is an actual news headline today! Apparently, three killer, navy dolphins have swum away from their Ukrainian trainers and out into the ocean in search of a mate. According to the news report, the dolphins have been trained to attack using special knives or guns attached to their heads. (Source - news.ninemsn.com.au ) I do not know if this story is legit or not, but as a general rule, perhaps we should all agree never to get our military strategies from Dr. Evil or anyone else who is not a real person.                      

For the past few years, I've been collecting news headlines that make me laugh. Here are some of my favourites; Guilty or innocent?: Vanilla Ice apologises for crimes against music   (Seen on www.music.ninemsn.com.au 24/03/2009) Some of us are not yet ready to forgive, Mr. Ice . Gang of villagers chase away Google car (Seen on www.cnn.com/europe  03/04/2009) Ice Skating bear kills Russian circus hand (Seen on www.cnn.com/europe 23/10/2009) Import block: African court rules Chinese condoms too small (Seen on www.ninemsn.com.au 18/09/2011) Gordon Ramsay's Dwarf Porn Double Found Dead in a Badger Den in Wales (Seen on The Daily Telegraph 15/09/2011) Missing woman unwittingly joins search party for herself (Seen on www.torontosun.com 28/08/2012)