Boat Passenger Comment Card # 4

Part of my job up here in Seward, Alaska, involves entering the feedback we receive from hundreds of comment cards that are returned to us by passengers after they have taken our boat tours. These are some of their least feasible suggestions. 


Comment Card
August 17th, 2013
Anonymous


What can we do to improve the tour?

 The last hour of the tour seemed unnecessary 

Dear Anonymous,
I beg to differ. The last hour of the tour returned you from the open waters of the Gulf of Alaska back onto land. Looking at it another way - that hour saved you from an almost certain, eventual death (due to starvation, drowning and/or hypothermia).
We thank you for your feedback.



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