Boat Passenger Comment Card #5

Part of my job up here in Seward, Alaska, involves entering the feedback we receive from hundreds of comment cards that are returned to us by passengers after they have taken our boat tours. These are some of their least feasible suggestions. 

Comment Card
August 29th, 2013
Herman W, Germany

What can we do to improve the tour?

Cruise closer to mountains. Would help it be more dramatic and inspiring

Dear Herman,

It sure would! Especially if the boat hit the rocks and sank. Then you could mentally compose an inspiring poem while waiting for the coast guard to arrive and save whoever hadn't yet drowned. Good times!

We thank you for your feedback.


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